Latest Asian woman story:
There I am, I'm paying my Macy's bill, and the elderly Asian woman running the show is having trouble with my card - it won't swipe. Finally, desperate, she hands it back and asks me to try. I use the card-swiper on the counter instead of the reg...and it works. By now we've attracted a few other employees, one of whom comments "There, it worked! You see?"
The Asian lady says "It worked? SUCCESS!"
Easily the best thing I've heard all week.
SUCCESS! to you all.